Get in Loser… We’re Going to PetSmart!
I Toldz U… Iz DACHSHUND… Not “Weenie Dog”!
Donuts? What Donuts?
I Don’t Always Bark… But When I Do, It’s for Nothing.
What Are You Going to do With Those Nail Clippers? I Thought This Was A Belly Rub!
Most Days vs. School Picture Day!
Silence is Golden. Unless You Have A Dachshund. Then Silence is Suspicious. Very, Very Suspicious.
Every Meal You Make. Every Bite You Take… I’ll Be Watching You!
Do I Just Like to Play Fetch? Or Am I Unable to Stop Playing?
Honey Badger Don’t Care? Bitch Please… I was Bred to Hunt You!